tanoomba's blog

2006-10-03T12:04:00.000-07:00

Things to do when you are bored:

1: Make a paper Trunicated Cuboctahedron from Here (note you need to draw/cut out tabs yourself)
2: Start from a random point in the internet and try to get to this site without typing
inside the box at the top of the screen.
3:find out the proper name for that box at the top of the screen.
4:go to I-am-bored.com
5:post comments like this: "6: Laff @ how n00b-thetic this blog is... 0o0 o0o want 2 no how ghet 2 moor commmentz???? pr0n!!!1111!!!11!!!11!11!!1! HAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAha I Roxors!!!!!!11qq11!!"
6: spread the word about this blog(yeah right).
7:write your own blog
8:Make mario blocks
9:type in three random words into google (safe search off) that don't eventually turn up links to porn sites Email the words to me at (tanoomba1729@yahoo.ca)
10:make your own list(s) like this one.

2006-09-06T15:13:00.000-07:00

Nothing much except that I just realized that Balancing Point was so good I had to share it with no one.

For those of you who won't realize something is funny untill I say this: Ha!

Also go to Senseistudios.com for more videos and a dvd.

I just checked doiz.doiz.net like I said I would and realized she has been posting more than I have, not even counting Saturday, August 19, 2006 6:08 pm's entry.

(one edit this time.)

2006-08-18T02:40:00.000-07:00

if your wondering how to actually download ace adventures type in http://jnlstudios.fireywind.com/content/games/AceAdventures.zip

(there was no way I was going edit that post again.)

2006-08-18T01:33:00.000-07:00

Don't look at the video yet. No, really don't; For I wish to spin - Seriously, pause it - you a wondrous yarn about how I came upon it.

Once upon a time in a basement one 15 year old male tossed and turned on his double bed. He then got up and went to the computer (he had to climb stairs to get to it but that is not important, which is why I am telling you this in parentheses... (these things: this ")" and "(".) and rambling on an on, because in here ramblings don't affect the flow of the story so much, so I can ramble and ramble (Well it is a blog.) until it becomes comical, or much more likely, quite pathetic.) ... (inhale) and started playing Jetz rampage 4; a game he had downloaded from Shawn64.com. Within the game on signs lay links to other websites presumably with free games available for download. The second (the first was Pggames.net wherein he download a few descriptionless games.) was jnlstudios.fireywind.com/ where the was but 2 games. He clicked on "ace adventures" first; and after reading the description, (this was another website you understand,) decided to download it. As it downloaded he noticed that the filename was "dash.zip". That was the name of the other game! He went to the other game description and found the links were identical! He decided to try to type in the download link but with Dash changed to Ace. Once he did so a download did not start but This page loaded up (if you don't believe me type this into your browser window http://jnlstudios.fireywind.com/content/games/ace.zip) he then clicked on the coffee cup's link wondering where it went (a regular red pill blue pill moment to be sure.)
This then popped up and that is where I found the video (and where I copied the video embed from).

Okay, press play and prepare to be in awe.

hmm... maybe I'll take comments off so I "won't know if anyone read, reads or ever will read this blog" ...nah.

note: I had to edit this page five times to get the html right, write the "hmm..." and italicize the "I'll."

six to write this part.

seven to add that I'm going to read her blog every time I post on mine.

eight to say I'm done!

...Nine to run spell check.

2006-08-06T07:29:00.000-07:00

Oh, my meager html skills...

1st (if it works) www.homestarrunner.com/ if not go here
2nd here
3rd www.superjer.com/ by Soviet Union

and here's this

2006-08-03T02:46:00.000-07:00

A passerby remarks "They must have ment DSL." and continues passing by.

Later as you move on you hear someone say (presumably to another person) "I wonder which door the pool is located in?

2006-08-03T02:43:00.000-07:00

yeste-

...

sigh.

2006-06-29T20:12:00.000-07:00

Hmm... it would appear as though my plan to attract visitors with the usage of the word ... porn has failed(or that story actually will happen/has happend.) ah well.

(please place all "WTF ther no pron heer!!!!1!!!!11!!11!1!1!!11" comments on this post.)

2006-06-24T18:14:00.000-07:00

I'm not going to give an excuse why i haven't posted for a while because probably noone has blah blah blah. If you've actually found this website it's probably because it's X years in the future and only a few computers have survived the holocaust but all the internet servers survived and it's hooked up to a projecter because all of humanity can fit into one movie theater and which websites are gone to are decided by voting and porn is not allowed to be viewed untill a certain point in the day and not being able to see porn the adults -which make up most of the voters- had to search more kid-friendly sites eventually found this site.

...Anyway, here are some more links for you to vote on:
Gamehippo
Don't press the button
Imageshack
Windirstat
pointandclickgames.net
Brains4zombies
Quintessential player
Fractal wallpaper
Gamers hood

2006-06-09T20:57:00.000-07:00

2006-06-09T19:38:00.000-07:00

Since I'm pretty sure that noone has seen this site besides me(Measuremap still isn't accepting) and 'bots from search engines I figured I might as well make it useful for myself. At my school we have some websites blocked (Mostly ones that fall under games, adult content etc). It also has restrictions on downloads, but not good ones; I.e. I downloaded firefox (a web browser I highly recommend)...(also check out the extensions) but it would not let me run the setup. Here, I am going to put links to downloads of games as well as the links to the main website. I'll do this in later posts (if it works) in this format.

Website __________________Game name ___Download link
________________________|__________|________________________
www.dosgamesarchive.com | Ms pac pc | Link
________________________| Mr boom 3.0 | Link
________________________|Monkey island| Link
________________________| Solitile _____| Link
________________________|Monopoly ___| Link

(the underscores are nessesary to view correctly once posted

Oh yeah, all these Vertical brackets reminded me of read please 2003 check it out.

Oh, and sorry about the use of sizes in that last post.

2006-06-06T18:49:00.000-07:00

My First ad!

I know your still reeling from that HUGE bolded and italized title,
But here comes the anti- CLIMAX!!!

I just wrote the address to this site on the back* of my chair in room 308 of the school whose name I am not disclosing. So if you find this site on the back* of a chair I might go to your school!

*note, it's more on the metal part that curves around but you have to be sitting in the chair to see it.

2006-06-02T14:15:00.000-07:00

I Just googled "Tanoomba's" and This blog didn't show up! wait let me try something

Nope still doesn't work if you take safe search off...

Oh here we go you have to submit websites here.
this just affirms that nobody but me has seen this site...
(except maybe people I linkedto following the link back)
well i'm going to submit it now. maybe someone will see this.

2006-05-28T13:41:00.000-07:00

There are some who have suggested that this blog is little more than my bookmarked pages slowly trickling down and mascerading as semi-decent content.

Well, my response is thus follows: Click here and Here,
here, here and here. while you're at it click here, there -> and here .
If you live in Canada (as I do) Don't click HERE!

also check out oc.ormgas.com My account's under Tanoomba1729.

Oh and what cha (what'cha?) think o' this then?

2006-05-22T17:38:00.000-07:00

have you ever had one of those flavoring powders that you shake into bottled water?
well one packet is for 500mls of water but I put two into one bottle and... well let's just say I'm scared to drink one with 3 in it.
some of you may be wondering where I got this backround from It's from foxtrot.com on the news page... though I still probably havent had any visitors. (that reminds me I should set up measuremap if they aren't still making inprovements.

2006-05-22T04:10:00.000-07:00

Disregard those privious posts. i am now going to write this blog more like a diary, but without the letter format. So don't expect any clever running thorough a thesaurus of "dear dumb diary".

First of all check out http://goats.com and also http://foursevens.com/JimDupree Goats is the reason I am writeing this post with newly dewed toes peeking out of wal-mart sandals at 5 in the morning. Read it; I started at moneky typewriters under good places to start ; which actually brings me to how I found goats. see I was searching erm "Goolgleing" "paradoxes" and later clicked on a wikipedia page on the monkey typewriter paradox and after reading and realizing it was 4:something I decided I needed a walk and during the walk i decided to start this blog going. I suppose that if I keep adding content then I might get someone to click on here in a search for some random phrase that my page is the only result for... dsghhhg there that might get someone for if there are infinite people at schools or internet cafers who didnt know that they would get an hour of internet with a mocha latte and dont want to look ignorant typing brandom letters into the google bar that comes up when you start firefox (for it will evenually take over the browser market (hopefully with little blood shed)) then evetually Someone will visit my blog (get it?) oh also checkout http://www.aperfectworld.org Well I'm off too
watch tv untill i actually fell tired. Did I mention that i have a sleep problem?

2006-05-05T23:00:00.000-07:00

the "Add Babel Fish Translation to your site." stuff didn't work so here's a link to it here and ここに

2006-05-05T22:02:00.000-07:00

Im trying to post more often from know on (see last post's time/date) but this one will be a little shorter than the previous... two posts. here's a link to Jim Dupree: Enthusiast. What is it? Awesome, that's what it is.

Also i'm putting babel fish on this site (if you've read my profile then you might get the reference)yo test it out (and how many, if any people read this page) translate this (i'm not telling you which language it is) and post the answer (in english) in a comments : het gemengde vlees zal smoothie hoewel uw purper golfbureau eten.

2006-05-04T21:04:00.000-07:00

Well im back from fighting the giant monkey men and saving the 9th dimension! ... What?

ohh... i forgot to post that... whatever.
Seirously, sorry i haven't posted in a while (and this is only my second post!)...(though at this point has anyone actually looked at this website?) to make up here are some comics i found at (im hoping that if i link to web sites they wont care that I used their content)ucomics and comics.com (guess which one came first)Enjoy!

2006-04-13T19:20:00.000-07:00

Hi. My "name" is tanoomba. You may be wondering "where is that from" or maybe "What the #&$%?" or maybe you're thinking "cool! this guy* has played Mario and Luigi: Partners in time too!" if you wern't thinking the last one then I should tell you that a tanoomba is an enemy in the video game mentioned above for the nintendo DS (screen shot to the right)
since i got the pic from them i'm putting a link to Nintendo.com here. hmm... i just used a whole post to explain my name. Whatever.

* i'm a guy in case you were wondering.